Mother’s Day is coming upon us especially fast this year, being particularly early on the calendar. And as everyone is rushing around attempting to find that perfect card and tangible something special, I have to just sit back and remember my own Mom who passed three years ago.
She was indeed a strong woman who lived simply, loved unconditionally and had a sharp wit and childlike humor that took some folks aback just a little. As I think about mom, I cannot be sad for I know I will see her again someday. So this year, I am going to think upon Mom and smile, remembering all the good times and some of the quips she would throw out that would bring an instant smile to our faces.
After our mom passed, my family compiled a list of quips and sayings, nuggets of simple wisdom our mom would often recite. Reflected below, are some of those statements followed by my struggling attempt to explain them.
I dedicate this to all the moms out there. If you are reading this and you are celebrating with your mom on Sunday, give her a tighter squeeze and an extra “I Love You!!” For our time here is short and you never know when your casual goodbye to your loved one might just be your last. If you are like many of us, remembering our moms with fondness who have gone on, may this bring a smile to YOUR face as you remember your loved one.
We all have memories of different things our Mom used to say that sticks out in our minds. Here are a few of them you may have heard:
“Time to gidddddup!!” – an irritating way of trying to rouse us out of bed in the morning.
“It’s bedtime for babies like you…” – another irritating way of telling us it was time for bed when we were kids.
“Kids, this just ain’t right!”—exclamation for anything that didn’t appear ok…
“I washed as far as possible”—enough said…
“What in the Sam Hill?” or “Where in the Sam Hill”—Exclamation!!!
“For Pete’s sake!” —Exclamation!!!
“I’ve got to worsh the deeshes”—Appalachian mom speak for “I have to wash the dishes”.
“Now kids…you’ve done too much!”—used at Christmas time to exclaim she had too many gifts…
“Time to get the bed clothes on” – time to put on your pajamas.
“Listen kids….aaahhhhh quiet…” – Mom’s way of stating she needed peace. Also mom’s way of making her kids go hole-in-the-wall crazy.
“There will always be weather, whether or not”—enough said…
“If IFs and ANDs were pots and pans, there would be no need for tinkers”—another saying that would make her kids go hole-in-the-wall crazy.
“Ride Shank’s pony”—Exclamation when you didn’t have any transportation.
“Would you like a half-cake of gum?”—Wrigley’s Doublemint peppermint sticks…yum!?
“There’s no sense in it”—It doesn’t make sense
“Can’t died in the poor house”—No explanation needed here.
“I am so full I could not pull, even a blade of grass” – “Boy, am I stuffed!!”
“Don’t choke chicken”—kinda self explanatory, huh?
“You simple kids!”—yep…
“Are you kidding me?” – are you pulling my leg?
“Now kids, quit worrying about me!” – Shhuuttt UUpppp!!
“Oh my word!” – Exclamatory
“Pussy wants her corner.” – “That’s my seat..please get up now!”
“Every hen thinks her chicks are the best” – Everyone’s proud of their own.
“Don’t you feel sorry for this old woman?” – Trying to get sympathy when losing in a game.
“Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.” – UCK!!
“Eat your food, people in China are starving…” – …and we wonder where our fat cells came from.
And the prayer our family always said before meals:
God is Great, God is Good
And we thank Him for our food
By His goodness, all are fed
Give us Lord, our daily bread. Amen!
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I love it Steve!!