Thought of the Day—Rome wasn’t built in a day but it seems that elaborate excuses not to begin a task can be fashioned instantaneously out of thin air…
Category Archives: Humor
Thought of the Day–5/7/18
Thought of the Day—Have you ever met someone that said “me” so many times in a conversation, you thought they were warming up for a vocal performance? ME ME ME ME!!
Thought of the Day–5/1/18
Thought of the Day—If only we would have the same appetite and hunger for God’s word as we do for pizza…and it’s gluten free!
Thought of the Day–4/27/18
Thought of the Day—If universities offered mandatory classes in “Common Sense” and “Common Courtesy”, I would be more apt to support free college education…
Thought of the Day–4/23/18
Thought of the Day—If you trust God and live life simply and honestly, it is less likely you will be entangled in the crippling pain of regret.
Thought of the Day–4/20/18
Thought of the Day—When you get lost in the everyday humdrum of life and forget who you are or where you came from, family members will be more than happy to carefully share the most horrifying moments…I mean…every precious memory with you!
Thought of the Day–4/19/18
Thought of the Day—I know the elliptical machine is only for my own good and better health but it’s the roughest twelve seconds of my day… J
Thought of the Day–4/17/18
Thought of the Day—Have you ever been tempted to amputate something just to get the doctor off your back about losing weight?!
Thought of the Day–4/10/18
Thought of the Day—Of all the four letter words being thrown around these days, I think “HOME” is my favorite…
Thought of the Day–4/7/18
Thought of the Day—Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should—it’s true in life, love, liquor, lying, leggings and man buns…yeah…definitely man buns…
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