Thought of the Day—If someone is constantly attempting to “get your goat”, you may want to reconsider who you permit to wander around your barnyard…
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Thought of the Day–11/17/17
Thought of the Day—It seems we can’t even order a cup of coffee without some safety blurb reminding us to protect ourselves from ourselves. Shouldn’t there likewise be the same type of safety disclaimer just prior to the nightly news? After all, if we can’t handle hot coffee on our own, how dangerous are we going to be with media manipulation? #OCCUPYCOMMONSENSE
Thought of the Day–11/13/17
Thought of the Day—Do you think in the marriage vows where it references, “to have and to hold, from this day forward…”, it is alluding to the tongue?
Thought of the Day–11/11/17
Thought of the Day—There is no such thing as a fine whine…
Thought of the Day–11/5/17
Thought of the Day—Time change—just another perfect example for God to slowly shake His head and mutter, “they’ll never get it”…
Thought of the Day–11/1/17
Thought of the Day—Today is All Saints Day, yet we are tempted by all the leftover Halloween candy lying around…the struggle is real…
Thought of the Day–10/31/17
Thought of the Day—I don’t know what’s scarier about Halloween, the creepy little beggars banging at the door or the fact that tomorrow is already the first day of November…
Thought of the Day–10/19/17
Thought of the Day—Remember the simpler days when one of the most important questions in life to answer was, “should the toilet paper be placed so the paper goes over or under the roll”? Now, it seems, we have to wade through lengthy instructions written by a patent attorney (in seven different languages) just to be able to set up and plug in a new integrated coffee pot…
Thought of the Day–10/17/17
Thought of the Day—Anyone who believes the old adage that “money doesn’t grow on trees” evidently hasn’t attempted to buy pecans lately…
Thought of the Day–10/16/17
Thought of the Day—Isn’t it funny how both Father Time and Mother Nature tend to gang up against us as we get older? And we don’t even have the luxury of selecting THEIR nursing homes…
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