Thought of the Day—Why is it when you first go on a diet, even the family pet seems at least a little appetizing with a side of ketchup?
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Thought of the Day–5/12/18
Thought of the Day—The ability to hold your tongue is a real talent and a genuine blessing to others…#restraintcircumventsremorse
Thought of the Day–5/10/18
Thought of the Day—Rome wasn’t built in a day but it seems that elaborate excuses not to begin a task can be fashioned instantaneously out of thin air…
Thought of the Day–5/4/18
Thought of the Day—God wants to clear away all the unnecessary clutter in our lives so we can concentrate on what is really important in life; serving Him. Just resist the temptation to start dumpster diving after what was just slam dunked into the old dumpster…
Thought of the Day–4/27/18
Thought of the Day—If universities offered mandatory classes in “Common Sense” and “Common Courtesy”, I would be more apt to support free college education…
Thought of the Day–4/20/18
Thought of the Day—When you get lost in the everyday humdrum of life and forget who you are or where you came from, family members will be more than happy to carefully share the most horrifying moments…I mean…every precious memory with you!
Thought of the Day–4/19/18
Thought of the Day—I know the elliptical machine is only for my own good and better health but it’s the roughest twelve seconds of my day… J
Thought of the Day–4/17/18
Thought of the Day—Have you ever been tempted to amputate something just to get the doctor off your back about losing weight?!
Thought of the Day–4/10/18
Thought of the Day—Of all the four letter words being thrown around these days, I think “HOME” is my favorite…
Thought of the Day–4/7/18
Thought of the Day—Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should—it’s true in life, love, liquor, lying, leggings and man buns…yeah…definitely man buns…
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